• Airplane passenger: It was the worst day of my life!

    First, we had to wait for twenty minutes! before they would let us board. And then, we had to sit on the runway for forty minutes! before they would let us take off!
  • Louis CK: Oh, really? And then what happened next? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight?

    … You are sitting in a chair, 20,000 feet above the ground! … New York to California in five hours. It used to take thirty years and you’d die on the way there.
  • Airplane passenger: This seat doesn’t lean back very far.

This stuff is funny. But it does make me wonder, seriously. If nobody appreciates this stuff, what is the point of raising GDP?

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